Alright, I’m Jonathan Scott.
Born and raised in Scotland and England, but I legged it half a lifetime ago because the place was proper doing my head in.
I’ve lived and worked all over the bloody shop since then... Spain, Saudi, UAE, Korea, Japan, the lot. Currently flitting between Da Nang in Vietnam and Kuala Lumpur.
I run an online science consultancy businesses, which makes me a completely location-independent, sovereign fella answerable to absolutely nobody. No bosses, no corporate knobheads, sod all bureaucracy.
I’m a pretty outgoing bloke normally, but frankly, over the past five years, I’ve got proper sick of people. The world is just full of absolute melts.
These days, I prefer the peace and quiet of small towns, keeping myself to myself, and minding my own fucking business.